The Bible has always been a book that demands respect. You carry it carefully, use it wisely, and ever-so-gently turn it’s pages. I always thought these actions were out of reverence and that may be partially true, but the truth is-the Bible is a rather fragile book. It’s easily destroyed by spills, tears, and dare I say- toddlers. The Bible needed protection. Until now…
Meet the Waterproof Bible. It’s a Bible of epic proportions. A Bible with a whole new set of commandments…
1. Thou shalt enjoy a Slurpee while reading the Bible.
Oh yeah. Can you imagine the bliss of reading the best Book ever and drinking a cool orange dream? You can do that without any anxiety that the sticky orange mess might get on your Bible.
2. Thou shalt read the Bible while enjoying God’s creation.
Don’t worry about the dirt, the grass, or the bug guts… they wipe right off.
3. Thou shalt let the baby read the Bible during lunch.
You know, because He needs to learn God’s word just as much as the rest of us…
4. Thou shalt brush your teeth while reading your Bible.
So helpful on those days when the alarm failed to go off and you know better than to head out the door without a little Jesus time. No worries. The toothpaste comes right off.
5. Thou shalt color in your Bible
Maybe this never happens at your house. Someone leaves out the crayons and the baby thinks the color red will go perfect in Zephaniah? Ok, well that happens at my house… No fear, a little soap and water and the crayon marks come right off.
6. Thou shalt store your sandwich in the Bible
It’s absolutely imperative to be prepared. You never know when you will need a little peanut butter sandwich. Reading the Bible can make you awfully hungry! And when you are done…the peanut butter wipes right off. Sweet, huh?
7. Thou shalt read you Bible in the middle of the creek.
Isn’t it great to know that it’s no big deal if you drop it in the water? The Bible dries in seconds and you can keep right on reading.
8. Thou shalt tear out your favorite page of the Bible and hang it on the wall.
What? Your kids don’t try this? Forunately…this Bible is indestructible. No one can remove their favorite- or not so favorite parts.
9. Thou shalt read the Bible during your bubble bath.
No more worrying about your book falling in the bath! Now you can read God’s word while you unwind! Or for those of you who find the first picture to be only a dream…you can read the Bible while the kids take a bubble bath! It floats!
10. Thou shalt take your Bible EVERYWHERE!
That’s right. Now you can take your Bible camping, biking, and even to your favorite homeschool convention. It won’t bend, rip, or wear out.
Seriously, this Bible rocks. It’s lightweight, the pages turn easily and it’s virtually indestructible. You can write in it and highlight without bleeding. It even floats…you know, for when baby throws it in the pool because you had to help someone go to the bathrom.
In a house with 4 little people, this Bible receives a warm welcome! Anyone would enjoy the freedom that the Waterproof Bible provides, but outdoor people will be especially thrilled. Oh, and can you imagine how wonderful it would be if every soldier had one?
The Waterproof Bible is very reasonably priced at 44.95 (for the camo one that we picked out.) You will also find a variety of translations and covers available.
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Disclaimer: No disrespect whatsoever was intended during the taping of this review. We thoroughly read and loved every minute with our Waterproof Bible. Although, the publisher compensated us for the time it took to write this review, all opinions are mine.
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